Feng shui sex test

The most innovative ideas come from crazy bullshit conversations

I happen to be having one with the guys (as usual). We were talking about how interesting relationships feng shui were. How they can see the compatability of a couple by feng shui is rather fascinating. Being able to predict the dynamics between partners by feng shui fascinates me till today.

Then....

"Is there a feng shui sex test?"

I've never thought of feng shui in that way. But what applications and implications would a feng shui sex test have? A "feng shui sex test" would be a marketer's dream come true. But a product with a catchy heading needs to live up to it.

So this has got me thinking...

The only part about feng shui that I can relate to sex is all-conquering romance energy. So powerful that even a nuclear bomb will cause no penetration! (pun? anybody?) That is thinking in a box.


Lets try to explore outside the box.

Maybe partners of particular zodiacs matches will have great sex! I'll think about that

Maybe certain combinations of elements at the right time will induce an atmosphere for exploding testosterones! I'll look into that

What if you are exposing red g-strings to your partner alone in your bedroom dancing to a "lamppost"? At the fire passion sector of the house! And facing your most favourable direction!!! Wait.. .. in that situation, you're probably going to get down on it whatever the elements are....

What if you were to clump all your dragon tortises, gem trees, crystals, etc together and place them at the corner of your romance sector? I'll write that down.. .

What if you were to sit in front of the computer all day thinking about some crazy bullshit conversations you had with the guys? Definitely worth a try.... damn i live in a box....