Morning papers
I recieved a call early in the morning while reading the papers.
Caller: I have a problem
Me: What is it?
C: My 3 legged frog is not going to be effective.
M: Where are you placing it? (have to know if its a common hostile area)
C: Coffee table.
M: How high is the table?
C: About 40cm off the ground.
M: What color is the table? (im checking out the elemental energy of the table)
C: Black.
M: What else is on the table? (check for hostile objects)
C: Most of the time my feet.
(dogs like the smell of our feet. maybe a frog would like it too)
M: Do you know which directional sector you are placing the frog? (maybe its at the fire sector)
C: North
M: Well it sounds alright to me. Why do you think theres a problem?
C: Its made of paper.
M: WHAT!?!?!?
I've never heard of this one before and it totally caught me by surprise. Its not the material that surprised me. Its the audacious and somewhat desperate attempt to make one out of paper that did it for me.
ahahahahahahahha I laughed till my eyes got wet
If you ask me, paper is a definite no-no. (hahahahh) Its too fragile and lightweight, unable to hold its own. The 3 legged frog is suppose to be a celestial creature. How is it suppose to make good use of its influence if it already has a problem holding its own?
Who is selling these paper frogs?! I resisted myself from asking caller if it was self-made.
I've seen 3 legged frogs made of wood, brass, jade, plastic. Most of the time they are coloured in gold. In the case of jade, green. Hanging onto a coin, you can guess what its suppose to bring you. In the case of paper, it must be off to pay for its insurance plan. You need insurance, fire insurance especially if you are made of paper.
Sometimes I still wonder why the frog is not demonstrating one of the values that was taught to most of us. And thats the value of humility. Showing off its fortune for all to see. I don't go around holding my bank account in my hands, not to say the least, my mouth. Why can't it at least hold the dough in its hands. It has heavenly powers anyway. Holding something with its hands (i mean front legs) makes more sense. How is it going to feed with a coin the size of its head in its mouth? Don't give the excuse of not being able to stand upright with only 1 hind leg. Its not celestial for nothing. And whats with the colour? Why is it always gold?
Froggy friend, why not take a shot at superstardom by modelling your famous friend Kurmit. Host a show, go green (theres a lot about global warming nowadays), keep your money in a bank instead of between your lips. I'll still need you at home whatever decision you make by the way.
Other post with frog
FS
Caller: I have a problem
Me: What is it?
C: My 3 legged frog is not going to be effective.
M: Where are you placing it? (have to know if its a common hostile area)
C: Coffee table.
M: How high is the table?
C: About 40cm off the ground.
M: What color is the table? (im checking out the elemental energy of the table)
C: Black.
M: What else is on the table? (check for hostile objects)
C: Most of the time my feet.
(dogs like the smell of our feet. maybe a frog would like it too)
M: Do you know which directional sector you are placing the frog? (maybe its at the fire sector)
C: North
M: Well it sounds alright to me. Why do you think theres a problem?
C: Its made of paper.
M: WHAT!?!?!?
I've never heard of this one before and it totally caught me by surprise. Its not the material that surprised me. Its the audacious and somewhat desperate attempt to make one out of paper that did it for me.
ahahahahahahahha I laughed till my eyes got wet
If you ask me, paper is a definite no-no. (hahahahh) Its too fragile and lightweight, unable to hold its own. The 3 legged frog is suppose to be a celestial creature. How is it suppose to make good use of its influence if it already has a problem holding its own?
Who is selling these paper frogs?! I resisted myself from asking caller if it was self-made.
I've seen 3 legged frogs made of wood, brass, jade, plastic. Most of the time they are coloured in gold. In the case of jade, green. Hanging onto a coin, you can guess what its suppose to bring you. In the case of paper, it must be off to pay for its insurance plan. You need insurance, fire insurance especially if you are made of paper.
Sometimes I still wonder why the frog is not demonstrating one of the values that was taught to most of us. And thats the value of humility. Showing off its fortune for all to see. I don't go around holding my bank account in my hands, not to say the least, my mouth. Why can't it at least hold the dough in its hands. It has heavenly powers anyway. Holding something with its hands (i mean front legs) makes more sense. How is it going to feed with a coin the size of its head in its mouth? Don't give the excuse of not being able to stand upright with only 1 hind leg. Its not celestial for nothing. And whats with the colour? Why is it always gold?
Froggy friend, why not take a shot at superstardom by modelling your famous friend Kurmit. Host a show, go green (theres a lot about global warming nowadays), keep your money in a bank instead of between your lips. I'll still need you at home whatever decision you make by the way.
Other post with frog
FS
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