Face readings & what your eyes (don't) tell
My first impression was that he will be asking for a light.
Before I could answer.
“Before you answer, imagine I can tell you those just like that. There is so much more a can tell you. For a nominal fee, you will know how to make those desires happen!”
In a split second:
[I don’t know how much longer Darren will take.
This guy is attempting to rip me off.
I know what he is going to say will have no basis.
I’m sitting here with nothing to do.
Maybe I should buy some jade.
I have to pay my bills.
Spurs beat Inter Milan. Ghaly looks good.
Shumi is going to kick Alonso’s ass.
But hey! For entertainment and a good laugh, why not?
Maybe he will tell me how a I can be President.]
*Fact: The mind has more processing power than all the super computers in the world put together.
Me: “$5! Take it or leave it” (I know he will agree)
Chinaman: “Hey how can you put a $5 price on your future. Lets not take this as a discount but as you only buying half the information that I will give you. Just that I will tell you EVERYTHING!” (he would make a great marketer)
Entertainment before the money! That’s already a good pre-sales strategy!
C: “$5 please” What am I doing? This guy is ripping me off! But lets see what kind of entertainment he will give me.
M: “Here” (with an extreme stare and smirk) I’m making sure that he knows that I think he will be full of crap.
C: “Now that I have a better look at you, no, you are not suitable for the financial sector (there goes my holdings). But you will become a successful businessman in a couple of years. You have a boss’s life.”
M: “What industry?”
C: “You are impatient. I can tell from your features. (damn! my eyebrows probably gave it away. Should have kept my poker face) You will succeed in the engineering industry. (WHAT!?) You must be studying engineering in 1 of the Universities. (i take that as a compliment for someone in his late 20s) Don’t worry you will do well. Just don’t’ stress yourself too much. (is this going anywhere?)
M: “But I don’t do engineering”
C: cutting me off “Yes but you will excel in this kind of business. You should definitely pick it up if you want to be successful. (is that a routine response or what!?) And your love life will be wholesome.” (great. he’s changing the subject)
M: “Wait. So I should go into engineering to succeed in life. Is that what you are saying?” (I raised my eyebrows)
C: he noticed my eyebrow movement! (intriguing) “It is really up to you to decide, I cannot ask you to do what you don’t want to do. But…. If you go into it, you will not face any financial problems.” (I’ve just been down-graded from successful businessman to no financial problems)
M: “So what about my love life?”
C: “I can see that you are waiting for your girlfriend at the moment. (hahahhah) This is the one that you should consider settling down with. She must be an independent career woman.” (so im an engineering student dating a career woman! Life doesn’t get better than this!)
He went on with this crap for around 10 minutes without getting anywhere. (so what new?) And asked me if I wanted him to feng shui my house. (this is going too far!)
M: “Oh, feng shui you are saying. What are the interacting elements for today?”
He was stumped!
And unlike most people, I don’t exclude the kitchen sink.
Credit to him as his eyes did not even attempted to get out of the way!
In fact, he opened them wider! As if trying to deflect my blows back to me. (tai chi, a worthy opponent indeed)
They were taking in all the impact from my intensive onslaught. It was turning out to be a classic battle.
If any life-reading buskers are reading this, please pull your act together. Although people know that a clown is actually played by a working man, they pay to see the clown. Not the man.
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